Trolling the Nation for Cowboys vs. Football Team:…

First Quarter Washington Screw draft position and screw Dallas. Let’s play to win! DuncanInDC | 20:18 EDT Washington Our Super Bowl. murtd1 | 20:20 EDT Always. Czechurself | 20:20 EDT KICKOFF Washington Everyone does the QB sneak except us. Czechurself | 20:26 EDT (11:39) DAL Punts Washington Well, that’s a better start than two weeks ago. John NC | 20:28 EDT Washington Already better than 2 weeks ago. COSSKINSFAN | 20:28 EDT (11:33) T.Heinicke pass INTERCEPTED by T.Diggs Washington Well there it is. CartesianTheater | 20:30 EDT Washington He tries so hard to throw the deep ball. Scott Jennings | 20:30 EDT Washington Well everyone who wants them to go deep on the first play…DAMN. StillASkinsFan | 20:30 EDT Washington Tough to compete against a guy that can see into your soul. monroekelly21 | 20:31 EDT Washington Who needs a 3-and-out when we can just go 1-and-done CartesianTheater | 20:31 EDT Washington Seriously, throw a 50:50 deep ball at the guy going for the season INT record. MattInBrisVegas | 20:33 EDT Eagles Trevon Diggs is good. nononono | 20:34 EDT Eagles It’s really gonna suck seeing that Diggs dude in Dallas for the next 30 years. Kwahu | 20:35 EDT He’s not actually good. He just gets tons of interceptions. There is a reason he is the most targeted corner in the league. travisfulgoat | 20:45 EDT You are an embarrassment to football. Go back to your mom’s basement. konaboy4 | 20:53 EDT Washington The Defense will be gassed before the first quarter is over. BillyBigBeer | 20:35 EDT Washington Defense is already gasping. BillyBigBeer | 20:36 EDT (7:42) D.Prescott pass to E.Elliott for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
DAL 7 – WAS 0 Washington Dallas’ game plan to go no huddle against all these new players is smart. dg28 | 20:36 EDT Washington Looks like a beat down coming. shally | 20:40 EDT (6:22) WAS Punts Washington Y’all ready for a historic and embarrassing blowout? Hooskins | 20:43 EDT Washington This is going to be a long night. kayersoze | 20:44 EDT Washington Glad I’m at work this looks like a slaughter in the making. Mm90 | 20:44 EDT Washington Long night ahead. 1052skins | 20:45 EDT Washington Worst part is, if they draft a QB in the first next year, that’s just gonna give this coaching staff at least 2 more years. bppjr | 20:46 EDT Washington We’re being outcoached – this game is gonna get ugly. moeFla | 20:47 EDT Washington Must be nice to have a QB who can throw on a line between the hashes. moeFla | 20:48 EDT Washington Dak is on pace for over 800 yards. MattInBrisVegas | 20:48 EDT Washington That was a serious hit to Lamb. Surprised he popped right back up. CartesianTheater | 20:48 EDT (3:14) D.Prescott pass to D.Schultz for 9 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
DAL 14 – WAS 0 Washington Defense has given up almost 200 yards already. Number87 | 20:51 EDT Washington Well the WFT is good at coming from behind! Wait … BillyBigBeer | 20:52 EDT Washington Switching to Yellowstone. Done with season. Discodc | 20:53 EDT Washington 9.1/pass and 5/rush for Dallas. 157 yards in 12 minutes. monroekelly21 | 20:54 EDT Washington My goodness almost 200 yards in 12 min. kayersoze | 20:54 EDT Washington Dallas decided to spot us 15 yards. Bill-in-Bangkok | 20:55 EDT Washington Ok, here we go, and we starting at the 40 yard line. kayersoze | 20:55 EDT Steelers Freakin Cowboys are peaking at the right time Polamolicules Dude | 20:57 EDT (2:27) T.Heinicke pass INTERCEPTED by D.Lawrence. D.Lawrence for 40 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
DAL 21 – WAS 0 Washington Goodnight…… moeFla | 20:57 EDT Washington WOW! StillASkinsFan | 20:57 EDT Washington What in the blue Hell is really going on. Redskins21Life | 20:57 EDT Early bed time, that’s what. B&G Beatdown | 20:58 EDT Eagles Washington is getting embarrassed. Fly Like An Eagle | 20:58 EDT Washington This game should have been ‘flexed’ out of prime time. I really prefer to get my pain and embarrassment over with a little earlier in the day JjacobyforHOF | 20:58 EDT Washington Waited all day for this….shudda went to church, washed the cars, spit into the wind. moeFla | 20:58 EDT Worry not! Prayer definitely doesn’t work with this team. Church would not have helped. Klammer | 21:00 EDT Eagles Wow… having Gregory, Parsons, and Lawrence makes them a dangerous pass rushing team. TheDoctorisrealin | 20:59 EDT Washington I predict final score: 54 -10. kayersoze | 20:59 EDT How do you expect us to score 10? Bill-in-Bangkok | 20:59 EDT All in the 4th quarter called garbage time. kayersoze | 21:00 EDT Eagles If #2 seed is on the line Dallas will be coming for the Eagles in that last game. konaboy4 | 21:00 EDT Washington They are getting crushed faster than I can get drunk. They can’t even lose properly. bleednburgandy- | 21:00 EDT Washington Just got home, turned on the game, watched a pick-6, and turned off the game. Merry Christmas. WeiszGuy | 21:00 EDT Washington Jeez…it’s still just the first quarter? Bill-in-Bangkok | 21:03 EDT Steelers Ok fine I put on the stupid game and what do I see? The Steelers game all over again but this time they’re wearing red and gold jerseys. RenoSteelersFan | 21:05 EDT Washington If this was a fight they would stop it. Gary66 | 21:05 EDT