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Fourth Quarter Vikings How many passes for a loss have there been today? grimmace420 |22:42 EDT Vikings Parsons best player on the field. With a player like that you can use a backup QB. BerserkerViking |22:43 EDT Vikings We must lead the league in negative passing plays. TheSnarkyViking |22:43 EDT Vikings If we are only going to throw five-yard routes, Christian Ponder would save us a ton of cap space. Darth Tugits |22:43 EDT Vikings Awesome, now it’s 3rd-and-8 … we are 1-for-9 on 3rd down… modernvikings |22:44 EDT Vikings So sick of three and outs!!! PastorBillCCP |22:46 EDT MIN Punts Vikings It’s like Cousins’ kryptonite is the NBC logo. Vikes91 |22:46 EDT Vikings Rush has too much time. ratpatrol01 |22:47 EDT Vikings Cooper Rush looks like a seasoned pro. woggerone |22:47 EDT Vikings I do not understand how Zimmer still has a job. Typ2 |22:51 EDT Vikings This is totally totally over.. 2nd-and-20 and a backup QB is torching your defense. modernvikings |22:51 EDT (10:03) C.Rush sacked (X.Woods). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by MIN. Vikings NICE!!!!!!!! Vikes91 |22:52 EDT Vikings Nice!!! Now plzzzzz don’t go 3-and-out grimmace420 |22:52 EDT Vikings 3rd-and-13 and Cooper Rush throws it beyond the sticks. At least one of these QBs is fun to watch. blackmankitteh |22:53 EDT Eagles Cooper FLUSH !!! Philbert Desenex aka Wonder Warthog |22:53 EDT Cooper CRUSH on the Sack-Fumble. Philbert Desenex aka Wonder Warthog |22:55 EDT Pooper MUSH. Eaglesfan_from Jerseythou |23:05 EDT Vikings If not for 2 Rush turnovers, this game would be a bloodbath. Vike Me |22:54 EDT Vikings 3-and-out here we come.. intentional grounding… 2nd-and-20. modernvikings |22:56 EDT Vikings Intentional Kirking, number 8. Archaeopteryx Enthusiast |22:56 EDT Lions Micah Parsons playing like the ROY. The Little Vagiants |22:56 EDT Vikings WOW 3RD-AND-23 AND YOU RUN, JUST FORFEIT THE GAME. ratpatrol01 |22:58 EDT MIN Punts Vikings This has to be enough to fire Zimmer. drockh |22:59 EDT Vikings A bunch of trick or treaters just showed up at my door dressed like Dallas Cowboys. Viking Rod |23:01 EDT Vikings Thank you CeeDee Lamb for dropping a sure first down. modernvikings |23:02 EDT DAL Punts Vikings Backup QB on road 6/13 on third downs (should’ve been 7/13). We’re 1/11…. BrownMamba22 |23:03 EDT Vikings Let’s play for a field goal here. DelawareViking |23:06 EDT That was always Zimmer’s plan. drockh |23:07 EDT Vikings Burn down to 4 minutes and kick a FG LOL modernvikings |23:10 EDT Vikings Even with the refs helping this entire drive the Vikings still can’t do anything lol. darksealer |23:11 EDT Vikings The strategy is now to draw unnecessary roughness until we are on the goal line. prockstar03 |23:11 EDT Vikings All that for 3. drockh |23:12 EDT Vikings Dallas is playing really good defense too, they’re are not biting on the play actions at all. Polsdofer |23:12 EDT Vikings Pass behind the line of scrimmage, that will fool them. remsteel |23:12 EDT Vikings The Refs give them 45 yard and they still can’t get a TD. ratpatrol01 |23:12 EDT (2:54) MIN field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 13 – Vikings 16 Vikings Get ready to see the defense make Cooper Rush look like a future Hall of Famer. Han Bammered |23:13 EDT Eagles I think it’s safe to say that had Dak played, the Cowboys would have won easily. konaboy4 |23:14 EDT Vikings 1-for-12 on 3rd down and 7 penalties for 1st downs is a winning formula. Initial Z |23:16 EDT Vikings Here comes Pro Bowler Rush leading the Cowboys to a victory. modernvikings |23:17 EDT (2:46) C.Rush pass deep right to A.Cooper to MIN 42 for 33 yards Vikings Well well well… modernvikings |23:17 EDT Vikings Are you kidding me? cpappa |23:17 EDT Vikings It’s not so much that I am surprised, as much as I am impressed that this can happen week after week. ratpatrol01 |23:19 EDT Eagles I know Cooper is a good WR, but wow with the luck. David Okinsky |23:19 EDT Vikings HEY ZIMMER THE TIMEOUTS CAN’T BE USED IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE blackmankitteh |23:21 EDT Vikings 300+ yards passing for something called Cooper Rush. SMH. Han Bammered |23:24 EDT (:55) C.Rush pass short left to A.Cooper for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 20 – Vikings 16 7 Vikings This team doesn’t deserve fans. Byakhee |23:27 EDT Vikings Game over. Nothing the offense has done tonight makes me believe they will come back and score a TD. cpappa |23:27 EDT Steelers I benched Amari Cooper today. Sigh. LookingCoolJoker |23:27 EDT Vikings Rush throws for 325 yards…. Zimmer the defensive guru. modernvikings |23:28 EDT Vikings Just take a knee and let the clock run out. Bunch of losers. woggerone |23:29 EDT End Of Game Giants Dallas backup QB looked good. Cousins in 4th looked generally bad as I watch last drive. scarlet knight |23:29 EDT Eagles This game just proves how irrelevant Dak Prescott really is, surround Cooper Rush with 1st round picks and the dude throws for over 300 yards and 2 TDs lol. Flash in The Pan Prescott |23:30 EDT LOL, your Prescott hate is legendarily bizarre. GBAB1973 |23:34 EDT Eagles I can stomach a rebuilding year but a season where Dallas appears to be legitimately good is just too much. Bleedgreen93 |23:32 EDT Vikings It’s Sunday Night! Featuring Mike Zimmer and the Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Players! St. Paul 16 |23:33 EDT Eagles I don’t think the Cowboys are as complete as the Bucs, Cardinals, Packers, or Rams. But we will see. Howie Roseman BFF |23:33 EDT I don’t think you are watching football. konaboy4 |23:36 EDT Vikings If you defend Cousins or Zimmer after this game then you’re a clown. darksealer |23:34 EDT Steelers Is today National Backup QB Day or something? Maybe the Browns should’ve played Keenum after all. LookingCoolJoker |23:34 EDT Washington Man. Watching this Dallas team is so disheartening. They are playing so well… Cooper Rush throwing darts… Elliott showing shades of Portis in the blocking game… they look so complete. AND I AM SO JEALOUS. *sigh* PotRoast McGee |23:35 EDT Eagles Honestly, Dallas deserved that win after those 3 bogus penalties. They showed some heart to come back like they did. Besides, if they had lost, all we’d be hearing about is how they were robbed. Lol. sirpaulj7 |23:36 EDT They were screwed on those personal fouls. konaboy4 |23:37 EDT Absolutely. sirpaulj7 |23:38 EDT Eagles Cooper Rush is the best prince Harry lookalike QB of all time phuckdallass |23:37 EDT Vikings Cooper Rush, “Thankful my first full NFL game was against the Vikings.” BetioChaps |23:39 EDT Raiders Man…. Can we get Amari Cooper back too? Satnam |02:26 EDT